This is a thread for grumbling about all your minor aches and pains →[More:]
You know all those little things that are annoying, maybe a little painful, but not really worth a trip to the doctor for? Some of them maybe come with aging. Anyway, I am in a grumbly mood today, so y'all can vent with me, if you want.
1. The 4th toe on my left foot has been nearly completely numb for 6 years now. I know exactly what happened, too. I got married, and spent two days in high heels, which never, ever happens. Compressed some sort of nerve and it never came right. The toe also clicks in and out of alignment every so often which is most painful. The loss of sensation is just annoying.
2. I have had a cramp in my right calf muscle so often that I have a little hard patch in the back of my leg where, I don't know? there is some sort of muscle necrosis or something? Who knows.
3. And not really achy, but I want to complain about this as well: I am both a) highly allergic to and b) highly attractive to mosquitoes and have been rocking about 20 giant weals on the backs of my legs for about 10 days. They are still as itchy as fuck, and I try not to scratch them, but sometimes give in. So, some of them are bleeding too. Niiiiiiice.
Anyway, that's the end of my crotchety old woman-ness. Please join in so I don't feel grumpy all by myself!