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09 July 2010

If The Rapture Happened Right Now What Would Happen To Your Pets?

post by: Senyar at: 10:13 | 9 comments

I don't care what people say, Twinkie's coming to heaven with me! Or maybe hell, in her case. She's doing a great job of harassing the cat already.

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 09 July | 10:18

At least two of mine would be revealed to be high ranking cabinet members of the Dark Side.

posted by mudpuppie 09 July | 10:21

Don't fret, y'all. I don't think anyone from MetaChat is going to make the cut, so all of your pets should be A-OK.

posted by Atom Eyes 09 July | 10:47

My pets will be thrilled with our fabulous new cars.

posted by mygothlaundry 09 July | 11:33

Oh, that is just absolute genius.

posted by TheDonF 09 July | 13:10

I know I won't be going 'up there', but this does not mean that I am volunteering to take care of Twinkie, okay?

posted by Senyar 09 July | 13:41

"Our pets are given to us by God for us to care for."

And the Lord said, "Here's Kitty, take care of her, for I have too many already. I really hope you're the cat person you claim to be. You seem to leave the door open a lot, and I'm more of an indoor cat kind of guy. And you live on a busy street, for my sake! So please, keep Kitty safe."

posted by filthy light thief 09 July | 15:14

Also, it's good of Christians to trust some unknown heathens, pagans and non-believers with their precious pets. It shows they have big hearts after all. We may not all believe in the same God (or any god, for that matter), but we can agree that pets are pretty awesome.

And if God gives Christians pets as a duty of sorts, what of non-Christian pet owners? Tricks of the Devil?

posted by filthy light thief 09 July | 15:16

Also, it's good of Christians to trust some unknown heathens, pagans and non-believers with their precious pets. It shows they have big hearts after all. We may not all believe in the same God (or any god, for that matter), but we can agree that pets are pretty awesome.

HA!

Twinkie has a kitteh? Must have photo proof!

posted by deborah 09 July | 15:19

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