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12 May 2010

It's the First Annual MeCha ____________-eating Contest! What category would you dominate?

post by: ufez at: 12:12 | 35 comments

Pickled okra.

posted by mudpuppie 12 May | 12:13

I can say with near-certainty that I can take anyone on in a watermelon-eating showdown.

I'd be pretty competitive in thin-crust pizza, buffalo wings, and the souls of the damned.

You?

posted by ufez 12 May | 12:15

I am going to go ahead and say pussy. Mostly because y'all love cute things so I don't think any of you would be willing to eat a cat.

posted by Eideteker 12 May | 12:21

Dorito-Eating!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 12 May | 12:33

CHEESE. I will fucking dominate the cheese category. (Only normal cheese though, not those weird ones that smell funny.)

posted by sperose 12 May | 12:34

TPS- I'd take you on.
I think I could hands down win at sour cream and onion Pringles so I'll nominate that.

posted by rmless2 12 May | 12:49

Pizza.

posted by JanetLand 12 May | 13:16

martini olives

posted by Firas 12 May | 13:18

Crow!

I've had lots of practice.

posted by BoringPostcards 12 May | 13:22

Pineapple!

posted by Senyar 12 May | 13:26

Egg nog, though it might get messy. Perhaps horchata?

posted by filthy light thief 12 May | 13:36

Bananas, pudding and custard.

posted by Madamina 12 May | 13:37

Concord grapes. I have a small row of them and I only get to enjoy them once a year so I never can eat enough of them to get tired of them.

posted by weretable and the undead chairs 12 May | 13:38

TPS- I'd take you on

O RLY! I'd like to see you try!

posted by ThePinkSuperhero 12 May | 14:07

B-eating!

posted by rainbaby 12 May | 14:08

Cinnabons!

posted by deborah 12 May | 14:18

I could kick all y'all's asses at popcorn. I can eat enough popcorn to choke a mule.

posted by Specklet 12 May | 14:36

Super dark chocolate!

posted by peacheater 12 May | 14:41

Cheese fondue. Yumsters!

posted by futz 12 May | 15:13

Sperose, I will have to challenge you on the cheese front. And I will eat the weird ones, too.

posted by julen 12 May | 15:23

O RLY! I'd like to see you try!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 12 May | 14:07

Listen, I eat them until the salt and the sharp edges make bloody holes in my mouth. You're on.

posted by rmless2 12 May | 15:38

Healthy eating: Green Beans or Broccoli (not raw, in fact, I'd insist on overcooking the broccoli stems until they're almost mushy to ensure top performance)

Unhealthy: Jack in the Box Tacos (2 for 99cents and worth every dollar... I'm thinking since I'm one of the few folks who don't find them totally disgusting, I'll have less competition)

And COOKIES!!! Especially Chocolate Chip, Macaroons, Mother's Brand Sandwich Cookies (but not the Peanut Butter. Allergic.), Sugar Wafers or Girl Scouts Thin Mints. Which is why I periodically have to dye the blue color out of my hair. COOOKIEE!!!

posted by oneswellfoop 12 May | 15:51

I'll take you on, Specklet, with popcorn. Also, candy fruit slices and kielbasa. My son will win the shrimp category.

posted by Ardiril 12 May | 16:00

Raw oysters! I plowed through 4 dozen of them in one sitting just a few weeks ago and still wanted more.

posted by jamaro 12 May | 16:12

Cap'n Crunch

posted by Atom Eyes 12 May | 16:22

Shreddies out of the box!

posted by cillit bang 12 May | 16:59

Shit!

posted by Hugh Janus 12 May | 17:17

Canned tropical mixed fruit. Also cheesecake.

posted by notquitemaryann 12 May | 17:19

Fritos & Helluva Good French Onion Dip.

Also: Sabra Hummus w/ Stacy's pita chips.

posted by Ike_Arumba 12 May | 20:42

Fritos & Helluva Good French Onion Dip.

You speaka my language.

posted by BoringPostcards 12 May | 21:22

Fucking pride, every time. Bonus points for humble pie funneling.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 12 May | 21:33

Bacon donuts.

posted by joedan 13 May | 01:19

Gummi bears. But only Haribo.

posted by Twiggy 13 May | 01:22

Nachos. And Irish Nachos.

posted by toastedbeagle 13 May | 08:05

Starburst jelly beans. Or those little chocolate coated jelly candies you can get in a tube at Asian supermarkets.

posted by millions of peaches 13 May | 19:22

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