wait is unpacking this requirement on the meeting agenda? It's fairly involved so we should reprioritize this action item in light of it being low-value in our timeline.

Please send the TPS report by noon today.

I'm parallel-pathing this discussion with another one in which I'll post up some of our major obstacles to tee off the discussion.

I front-load on information, so I can save the back office some time.

Six Sigma synergy systematizes stop-loss.

"Connect" has been sweeping around the office recently. "I need to connect with you on the Jones project".

We need to distill this down into fewer bullet points, and weight on the key messages.

I got an email that said my boss' boss "isn't loving" the way some marketing crap looked. I kinda hoped I'd never see this grammar butchery in a professional setting, I mean, it's bad enough that the internet is full of dopes who think that "I'm loving ___" holds some different meaning than "I love ___" (strangely, they would never have thought to use it until McDonalds told them it was okay), but goddammit can't they keep that idiotic shit out of the workplace? I mean fucking lawyers, they're supposed to be very careful with words, right? All I want is a little professionalism!

Is this agenda item low-hanging fruit, which will give us a quick win? Is it a soup-to-nuts solution? How does it tell the story of our product? Bob, could you reach out to Jane on this? Oh, Jane doesn't have any available bandwidth today? All right, just let her know that Jim has decided that the term Quality Assurance will be changed to Quality Control and that she'll need to go into all project documentation and make that change.

I am so glad that I have never worked anywhere where this jargon is used. I still half-believe that y'all are making it up

Let's get together so I can download this to you.

Oh, Jane doesn't have any available bandwidth today?

OMG. If someone told me they "didn't have any available bandwidth" as a way of telling me they're busy, I'd smack the latte right out of their hand.