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22 April 2010

You do everything wrong. You need help.

post by: JanetLand at: 12:29 | 12 comments

I REALLY enjoyed that. MAN. All those poor stupid people.

posted by richat 22 April | 12:57

I have whole days that feel exactly like that.

posted by Elsa 22 April | 13:07

I can't even make fun of that--I just had to change my dress after spilling my lunch on myself.

posted by leesh 22 April | 13:14

[squeezing orange against face] Wait, you mean there's a better way to get orange juice??

posted by Atom Eyes 22 April | 13:32

lol

awesome

Elsa, I know rite?

posted by Firas 22 April | 13:47

This is my current favorite Useless Device

THE EZ CRACKER

posted by The Whelk 22 April | 14:14

Wow, that EZ Cracker is clearly saving a pile of people from mashing eggs against bowls. WOW.

posted by richat 22 April | 14:53

There's so many things in infomercials I've honestly never seen a sane individual do. "Oh, you mean I don't blow dry my hair by aiming the dryer at my eyes? I don't paint a wall by throwing the contents of the bucket at the wall? Who knew?
I wonder if there's a person out there who has to think up the absolute worst way to accomplish a basic task so they have 'wrong way' demonstrations for the ads.

posted by kellydamnit 22 April | 17:27

I'm fairly sure if they ask enough people, they will find someone that really does something in the absolutely stupidest way.

And I'm fairly sure that'll be me for at least a couple of cases.

posted by qvantamon 22 April | 17:59

I have sort of a sick fascination with the Frustrated/Disgusted Housewife of infomercials. For some reason, the Frustrated Handiman infomercials aren't as funny...

Until very recently MuddDude cracked his eggs with a fork. I have been thinking about buying him the EZ Cracker as a gag gift.

posted by muddgirl 22 April | 18:03

I don't know what is funnier, the help-me edit or that EZ Cracker. There's a prduct that will collect loads of dust in peoples cabinets for years to come.

posted by dabitch 22 April | 18:13

That was so funn%UYJmu..///

ah, this lousy computer keyboard! I wish SOMEONE would make a keyboard that I can type on without all these mistak"j&((F%&OP(LMI... !

posted by flapjax at midnite 22 April | 20:19

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