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Evil Clown hired for stalking, threats and a pie in the face.
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‘The clown’s one and only aim is to smash a cake into the face of his victim, when they least expect it, during the course of seven days.’
If the boy or girl manages to avoid the ‘hit’, they are given the cake as a birthday present. Well, that’s alright then.
But you could get a cake! (Which may have been thrown at you, in which case, it's a rather messy cake - this, in turn, reminds me of the "found cake vs litter" debate).