1.) Floating down a raft in the Amazon.

2.) Screaming about how I am the wrath of God.

3.) The monkeys crawling all over my raft don't seem to notice.

1. If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.

2. It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on the other end asking for someone I was not.

3. I wandered lonely as a cloud.

I. We are drinking only the finest of coffees this morning.

II. We have decided that the morning is too dreary outside for any productive action throughout the remainder of the day.

III. We declare that this is number III, not II nor IV, but III. III it be, and III it shall always be.

As he is the keeper of my calendar, I shall ask my assistant, Jeeves, to provide my update when he returns from walking the Borzois in the Bois de Boulogne.

1. I'm getting very tired of sitting beside my sister on the bank and of having nothing to do.

2. Even though it's winter, I've been working very hard all the morning, spring-cleaning my little home.

3. I live far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy.

1. Who killed Cock Robin?

2. Do you still believe luck is the hand of God?

3. What rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?

Dr. Wagner: Took a frantic call from Casaubon's woman--he never returned from the hills--Dear God, what if it's all true?

1. Here, put on this Bandit Hat.

2. Good evening, Miss Chang.

3. A lot of historians say that Custer died at the Battle of Little Big Horn - my book asks the question, "What if he didn't?"