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03 February 2010

Obscure and pretentious status update. Use as many points as you like and draw the allusions from whatever medium you prefer, literature, music, film, etc. But you have to be pretentious about it.
1.) Floating down a raft in the Amazon.

2.) Screaming about how I am the wrath of God.

3.) The monkeys crawling all over my raft don't seem to notice.
posted by jason's_planet 03 February | 10:41
1. If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you'll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don't feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth.

2. It was a wrong number that started it, the telephone ringing three times in the dead of night, and the voice on the other end asking for someone I was not.

3. I wandered lonely as a cloud.
posted by essexjan 03 February | 12:42
I. We are drinking only the finest of coffees this morning.

II. We have decided that the morning is too dreary outside for any productive action throughout the remainder of the day.

III. We declare that this is number III, not II nor IV, but III. III it be, and III it shall always be.
posted by Ardiril 03 February | 13:38
As he is the keeper of my calendar, I shall ask my assistant, Jeeves, to provide my update when he returns from walking the Borzois in the Bois de Boulogne.
posted by theora55 03 February | 14:29
1. I'm getting very tired of sitting beside my sister on the bank and of having nothing to do.

2. Even though it's winter, I've been working very hard all the morning, spring-cleaning my little home.

3. I live far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy.
posted by JanetLand 03 February | 15:08
1. Who killed Cock Robin?

2. Do you still believe luck is the hand of God?

3. What rough beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Bethlehem to be born?
posted by Miko 03 February | 15:47
Dr. Wagner: Took a frantic call from Casaubon's woman--he never returned from the hills--Dear God, what if it's all true?
posted by monkeytoes 03 February | 16:29
1. Here, put on this Bandit Hat.

2. Good evening, Miss Chang.

3. A lot of historians say that Custer died at the Battle of Little Big Horn - my book asks the question, "What if he didn't?"
posted by Lipstick Thespian 03 February | 18:13
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