I GOT A DISCOUNT ON THE SPACE HAMSTER BECAUSE I TOLD EVERYBODY THAT THE STOREKEEPER WAS A CLASSIST MEANYFACE which is kind of an odd thing for a hard-as-nails resurrected space assassin traveling incognito to do now that i think about it

OK, so this game stole a week of my life, I thoroughly enjoyed it, and I'm gonna play thru it again to see what I missed. I played as a female vanguard paragon, I made sweet love with Jacob, and in the end I defeated the Collectors and escaped with the ship and the whole team intact. Of note: Garrus, the turian Spectre, is a romance option if you play as a female! Neat! But kinda icky. The best moment in the game: Mordis singing his version of a Gilbert and Sullivan tune. Things I'd do differently: kill that bitch that's locked in the room at the bottom of the tower in Samara's loyalty quest.

So: didja like the game? Did your team live? Did Shepard live? What did you think was the best mission?

So this is a game of some sort, eh?

It's basically Animal Crossing but in space with hamsters, yeah.

I'm still pissed that my space fish are dead because I did one teeny, tiny mission before setting off for the last plot-related mission, and now nobody feeds them when I'm running around on some planet.

I couldn't keep the fish alive, either.

The PC version apparently has NO WAY TO TURN OFF MOUSE ACCELERATION, which is seriously making this game nearly unplayable. What a fucking oversight on the part of EA!

At the same time, I wonder if this is the sign that I should invest in a game controller for the PC. Any suggestions? This is a totally unfamiliar world for me . . .

Oh - BitterOldPunk, you have to hit on your assistant, then take her out to dinner and then she'll feed your fish for you. Harassment doesn't exist in spaaaaace! But if you act too slowly in rescuing everyone then she dies, and your fish suffer for it.