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25 January 2010

OMG!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

post by: Eideteker at: 14:24 | 28 comments

I KEEP TELLING YOU, IT WAS THE DOG

posted by desjardins 25 January | 14:26

Just chewed a little more off my cuticle and now it's bleeding.

posted by Melismata 25 January | 14:38

Honest, it was that guy from the other universe.

posted by Kronos_to_Earth 25 January | 14:58

I forgot.

posted by Obscure Reference 25 January | 14:58

Nevermind that. Help me bury the body!

posted by chillmost 25 January | 15:00

It's not what you think!

posted by jouke 25 January | 15:28

what, this little spot? *rubs with soda water* yeah that will come right up, no worries.

posted by lonefrontranger 25 January | 15:34

I, uh, I think that was me. I blorfed all night long.

I think I got a bad scallop. Yark.

posted by Elsa 25 January | 15:39

He made me do it ---->

posted by essexjan 25 January | 15:44

(how did you know?): Don't drop kettles full of boiling water on your foot. No, I'm not making this up.

posted by kch 25 January | 15:44

What HAVEN'T I done?

Wait, no, I haven't done all that much, especially today...

posted by oneswellfoop 25 January | 16:03

Broken another set of headphones as they fell on the floor from the desk one too many times. Where are those dang seventies velvet headphone heads when you NEED THEM huh? Huh?

posted by dabitch 25 January | 16:43

Yes!
No!

Wait, what's the right answer?!

It was Steve!

I WAS DEAD AT THE TIME!

posted by lysdexic 25 January | 16:55

I made a pooping!

posted by Lipstick Thespian 25 January | 16:59

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

posted by jrossi4r 25 January | 17:06

I WAS LASHING OUT.

posted by The Whelk 25 January | 17:21

It was like that when I got here.

posted by BitterOldPunk 25 January | 18:03

There's no turning back now.

posted by desjardins 25 January | 18:16

Nothing for which I will apologize. That is for damned sure.

posted by Ardiril 25 January | 18:18

I thought you wanted it bright orange.

posted by dhartung 25 January | 18:33

No witnesses, it didn't happen.

posted by initapplette 25 January | 20:32

@kch: I have a friend who developed the Flesh-Eating Disease after dumping boiling water on her foot :/

posted by dipping_sauce 25 January | 20:41

Satisfied that his work here is done, Not Me walks off into the sunset leaving a cryptic trail of dashes.

posted by hangashore 25 January | 21:32

yikes! thanks dipping_sauce, I'll make sure I keep the polysporin flowing liberally, I guess, and keep a close eye on it. It's still really painful and I can't even put a sock on over the gauze.

posted by kch 25 January | 22:39

I'm sorry! I FORGOT armed robbery was a crime.

posted by arse_hat 26 January | 01:00

Spent two hours on okcupid instead of doing my biology homework.

I deserve to hang.

posted by notquitemaryann 26 January | 02:56

Caught the cold the kids have even though I was hand sanitizing like whoa. Ugh.

posted by flex 26 January | 11:46

I popped a spoke on my rear wheel.

AGAIN.

:(

posted by Doohickie 26 January | 23:33

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