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20 January 2010

Capn answers your questions, SPECIAL EDITION →[More:]
In this edition of Capn Answers Any Question, I will be posting the answers first.

Please post your questions anyway, so as not to break the space-time continuum, and also indicate to which answer your question belongs.

post by: Capn at: 11:19 | 17 comments

Arapahoe

posted by Capn 20 January | 11:20

Yes, marry him, no matter what your parents, the church or the Rotary club think.

posted by Capn 20 January | 11:21

Wham, bam, thank you ma'am

posted by Capn 20 January | 11:21

Short, and really, really thin

posted by Capn 20 January | 11:22

Any of Molydbomancy, Axiomancy, Capnomancy, or Pyroscopy should give you an accurate answer, please, *please* remember that both Onychomancy and Hippomancy have been completely discounted by modern science

posted by Capn 20 January | 11:27

Aren't these all answers to the same question?

posted by Hugh Janus 20 January | 11:37

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

posted by oneswellfoop 20 January | 11:50

And if there are non-sequiturs, what the frak is a sequitur?

posted by oneswellfoop 20 January | 11:57

I am allegedly 200 hundred squillionth part native american. What tribe?

posted by msali 20 January | 11:59

I'm afraid it's just short and fat, which of course won't work at all. How could it be worse?

posted by ethylene 20 January | 12:04

I need to curse a Hippo, how?

posted by The Whelk 20 January | 12:05

Arapahoe

dearest Captain, should I ride my bike ten blocks up Arapahoe Rd in Boulder thus risking life and limb, just because I reallyreallyreallyreally OMGWANT Royal Peacock (indian food) for lunch today??

posted by lonefrontranger 20 January | 12:11

Dear Capn, what's the name of this musical duet

≡ Click to see image ≡

and what's the name of the institution at 30 Lafayette Avenue, Brooklyn, NY?

PS, I'm a lady

posted by taz 20 January | 12:17

Okay, how would a hip-hop artist with a heavy southern accent describe his relationship with a woman, Alex?

posted by oneswellfoop 20 January | 12:48

I've always said if I ever get a sex change and launch a hip-hop career, I'm going to call myself "Arapaho."

posted by Eideteker 20 January | 14:13

I need some long words that end in a 'y' but are scientifically accepted. Also, I've been having some trouble with my memory.

posted by Obscure Reference 20 January | 16:01

Onychomancy and Hippomancy have been completely discounted by modern science

I won't believe it.

*slices horse into cauldron*

posted by pompomtom 20 January | 23:34

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