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Oh Capn my Capn, what will make my neck feel better? I'm already on tons of ibuprofen and got a massage yesterday. It's been hurting for over a week!
Which is better -- a bird, or a toaster?
How do I get my dog to be a little more prudish about her farting? I mean, she just farts whenever she feels like it, sometimes pointing her butt in my direction! She almost seems to luxuriate in her juicy toots, and it is driving me nuts. How can I teach her to her some manners and to be a bit more discrete when she blows ass?
Capn, what should I do about this mole?