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07 January 2010

ARGH tarantula story That's all I'm saying. Story has a big-ass spider picture right up front if you don't like that sorta thing. (via middleclasstool offsite)
EEEEWWWWW EW EW EW EW! DO NOT WANT NOOOOOOOO
posted by Specklet 07 January | 11:22
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh gross.
posted by Stewriffic 07 January | 11:23
I think we can come away from this with three lessons: 1) Nature is scary! 2) Always wear eye protection when dealing with giant hairy spiders. 3) Giant spider hair projectiles = equivalent of a bolt gun?

I would think the real lesson is:
It sounds real cool to say you have a tarantula as a pet, but there's not much reason otherwise to keep one around and lots of reasons not to.
posted by Obscure Reference 07 January | 11:25
FUCK YOU SPIDERS, you'll never take me alive and implant your eggs into my still living flesh so your millions of babies may be nourished !!!

This means war!
posted by Brandon Blatcher 07 January | 11:27
My cats tried this but the hairs they released just stuck to clothes and sofas instead of embedding themselves invisibly in my eyes. Stupid cats. I'm getting a spider instead.
posted by essexjan 07 January | 12:45
I don't understand wanting this creature for a pet, and apparently, the creature feels the same way. And, what everybody else said. Y'all are smart and funny. Doesn't one of you have a smart, funny, nice, single brother, dad, uncle, etc. in my area?
posted by theora55 07 January | 12:53
They're not really pets, more like mobile house plants. Our tarantula, Arana, mostly just sits still in her fish tank full of dirt and rocks and ignores the cats. We keep her water bowl full and throw in a couple dozen live crickets once a month and other than that ignore her.
posted by octothorpe 07 January | 13:40
Ouch, ouch, ouch. Injuries to the cornea are so painful. Glad his eyes are going to be okay.
posted by LoriFLA 07 January | 14:02
Argh, between this and some twitter people going on about a mouse in their office that ran up someone's legs, I'm going to be squicked out all afternoon. And I like spiders!
posted by mygothlaundry 07 January | 14:29
ARE his eyes going to be okay? They couldn't get some of those hairs out!
posted by Specklet 07 January | 14:42
I know someone who worked at a zoo, and a co-worker complained to her that handling a new tarantula made him itchy because of the hairs it shot out. We all laughed at the thought of hairs being shot by a spider. Now I owe the guy an apology. (Also: I know to not pet the tarantulas I see while hiking or driving around here.)
posted by filthy light thief 07 January | 15:02
I used to handle tarantulas all the time for a class I was teaching. I never pissed them off though. Except maybe a dozen times. They make my hands and arms itchy for hours but that's it.
posted by special-k 07 January | 15:23
I might add that while I've lived in the same house as Arana for nine years, I've never touched her. I have picked up her discarded exoskeletons after she molts though and I've never had a reaction to the hairs on those.
posted by octothorpe 07 January | 17:42
You are into brraaaiiiinnnnssss and you quail at little spiders?
posted by danf 07 January | 19:01
Brains don't fire microscopic hairs at you. Or, you know, run up your pants leg.
posted by gaspode 07 January | 19:05
Point taken. . .*winking with 5 of my 8 eyes*
posted by danf 07 January | 19:12
Brains don't fire microscopic hairs at you. Or, you know, run up your pants leg.

If they did, though, I'd *SO* watch that movie.
posted by BoringPostcards 07 January | 21:42
"Brains don't ..., you know, run up your pants leg."

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posted by Ardiril 07 January | 22:12
Eeeeek. I think they are beautiful creatures, but things in my *eyes* freak me out!
posted by typewriter 08 January | 01:43
Gerard Butler's belly pokes a hole in Hollywood's beauty double standard || *Radio Free Rollick* tonight at 10pm eastern

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