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17 December 2009

Hey, let's have a Yankee Swap! Right now! [More:]OK, this might not work in virtual text-based playland, but it's worth a try. If you don't know what Yankee Swap is, you might call it White Elephant, or Dirty Santa, or Pollyanna, or be lucky enough to never have heard of such craziness. Here's how to play.

1. I will start by choosing the first gift and "unwrapping" it by clicking on the Random Gift Generator button on the right-hand sidebar of this website, (WARNING: RESULT MAY NOT BE SFW).

2. As people enter the thread, they should also "unwrap" a gift.

3. Once you have unwrapped your gift, you have two options: (A) If you like your gift, you can "keep" it...for now. Post a comment to let us know what you got and whether you're keeping or swapping. (B) If you don't like it, you can look upthread and swap your crappy gift for my awesome gift, or for any other gift that someone else already unwrapped. Those poor schmucks don't have a choice in the matter.

4. Unwrapping and swapping continues as long as new people enter the game.

5. At some arbitrary point, I will declare the game over and no new gifts will be "unwrapped." The person who goes first gets the liberty of swapping for any gift in the whole group.

6. If it's fun we can do it again.
OK! Hey, I got this awesome Humorous Fisherman's Friend apron. Boy oh boy, what a hoot! Anybody would be lucky to have this hot little number in the kitchen! *models*

posted by Miko 17 December | 15:03
I got a balloon animal kit! I'm totally keeping it.
posted by jrossi4r 17 December | 15:06
I got the world's greatest balloon modeling kit, and after seeing that apron, I think I'll keep it.
posted by mudpuppie 17 December | 15:06
Oh man, two balloon kits. This could get interesting.
posted by Miko 17 December | 15:06
Huh. I'm wondering whether I should throw an elbow in jrossi's direction.
posted by mudpuppie 17 December | 15:06
(Oh, I think it's because you have to actually go click the "Random gift" button, or you'll keep getting the balloon animal screen)
posted by Miko 17 December | 15:07
AAAHH...I see. Then I got some kind of pillowcase with speakers in it. But I'd rather have the balloon animals. Especially if pups has one too because we can make balloon pirate swords and HAVE BATTLES!
posted by jrossi4r 17 December | 15:11
I am not "nuts" about golf, but I think I'd look awesome—if weird—in the apron. Swap?
posted by TrishaLynn 17 December | 15:18
The apron is yours; I am now "nuts about golf," the gift that is a "hilarious combination of mens favourite things - DIY and golf." I know all the men in my life are just avid DIY golfers!

So jrossi, did you steal pup's balloon animals?
posted by Miko 17 December | 15:20
Well, looky here. Balloon modeling kit.

Can I have the pillow speakers?
posted by Iridic 17 December | 15:23
You can't get me with your balloon sword, jrossi, because I've fashioned a balloony hat of invisibility and I AM WEARING IT!
posted by mudpuppie 17 December | 15:28
(to be clearer...everyone is going to see balloon modeling when you just click on the link. You have to go to the sidebar and click "Find a Random Gift" to get your new, non-duplicate gift.)
posted by Miko 17 December | 15:42
Oh, right. Well then: a Rainbow Colours Golf Style Umbrella. 16 shades of dryness! I need a new umbrella, so I think I'll keep this one.
posted by Iridic 17 December | 15:54
Hm. I got Interactive Hex Bug Robot Toy.

Not so interesting to me. Iridic, I'll take your golf umbrella! YAY!
posted by Stewriffic 17 December | 16:04
Scoreboard - who gots what:

Miko - Nuts About Golf
JRossi - Pillow speakers
Mudpuppie - balloon animal kit
Trishalynn - fisherman apron
Iridic - Hex Bug Robot toy
Stewriffic - golf umbrella
posted by Miko 17 December | 16:25
Yay! I got the Moon In My Room nightlight! It's perfect for an insomniac like me. I'm keeping it!
posted by Kangaroo 17 December | 16:46
I got a Vocal Digital Language Translator. But I want that moon nightlight! Hand it over!
posted by ThePinkSuperhero 17 December | 16:47
Giant Jenga Garden Game...yay!
posted by iconomy 17 December | 16:51
Deceptacons & Autobots Transformers Belt Buckle.

But I really want the Giant Jenga game.
posted by lilywing13 17 December | 16:59
I got an Inflatable Ballerina Fancy Dress costume.

≡ Click to see image ≡

I am SO keeping this.
posted by BoringPostcards 17 December | 17:55
I got a Radio Controlled Automatic Shock Tanks Game or some such thing.

Someone take this, please!
posted by danf 17 December | 18:11
Make you own chocolate willy

If you need me I'll be in the kitchen.
posted by get off of my cloud 17 December | 18:30
I am taking the inflatable ballerina costume. Someone else can have my USB cobra pc activity logger. Whee!
posted by jonathanstrange 17 December | 18:41
I got Glow Cups and I think they are stupid so I want Jrossi's pillow speakers, please.
posted by rmless2 17 December | 19:24
You look lovely in that BP. I got the Captain Kirk Star Trek Chair. Fuck no! So I pressed the button again and got a Pink Floyd The Wall Belt Buckle. Kill me now. Then, in my attempt to try to generate a gift I might actually like, I clicked the wrong button and added it to my basket. Somebody please, please take it or get a nice gift I can steal from you instead.

Secret Santa hates me.
posted by essexjan 17 December | 19:29
I got a Vodka Drinking Party Game. Cold dead hands etc ...
posted by dg 17 December | 20:08
I got the Underwater Bathtime Lightshow.

Strong keep.
posted by Eideteker 17 December | 20:28
That's cool, rmless. I have no idea how a pillow with speakers could be remotely comfortable and I've been looking for a way to make my beverages more radiant. Win/win.

But I'd still prefer the balloons. If I could only find mudpuppie....
posted by jrossi4r 17 December | 20:49
Not sure if I want the Pink Diamond PC, LAPTOP & Mac Mouse. I wonder if anyone here might?
posted by hangashore 17 December | 21:30
...but I'll take Jan's Captain Kirk chair (a bargain at twice the price).
posted by hangashore 17 December | 21:32
OK...next new gift is the last! Who shall it be?
posted by Miko 17 December | 22:56
Late to the party again.

I got a set of flashing LED Wine glasses. Cool! I'm keeping mine.
posted by marsha56 18 December | 22:49
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