Ha! That'll put ya right off your stuffing.

In fourth grade, I invented a joke. I was very proud of this joke, and went around telling it to people. "How does a cook get into a locked kitchen?" "With a cookie!" It was my moment of brilliance. Anyway, I remember trying to tell my music teacher, and her reaction was that a turkey would also work. I was entirely disappointed that she didn't get my joke. Anyway, that's what I thought of when I heard you say turkey.

Also: I now have trouble spelling "fourth" correctly, because I spend a lot of time at Bike Forth on fourth and L.

Aniloa, if the cook were Turkish, it would totally (by which I mean "kinda") work. But who has a Turk cook?

Way too specific. (but 100% chance of kebabs! woo!)

Oh man, I've heard great things about Turkish cuisine.

The Camp version is good, but the original is even better.

rainbaby, I SO see you as the singer in the middle. . .

Oh, TPS, your video quality was way better, but I like the Camp sound and feel. It's - Campy!

This has got to be one of the most random numbers of all time. You can really smell the Burt Bacarach.