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12 November 2009

Secret Room So I found a secret room at work the other day, it's not even on the building plans. It looks like it leads into another meeting room - but it doesn't.[More:]

The best part about it, (other than the fact it's a whole FREAKING SECRET ROOM) is that the NaNoWriMo novel I'm incredibly behind in is about secret rooms!

Imagine for yourself what was inside.
I'm guessing the following:

a. a little man in a wrinkled suit sitting at a wooden desk circa 1905. He greeted you with a cheery, "Why HELLOOOOO there!"

b. same as a., above only there were fifteen little men and they were quite a bit littler.

c. A room with many doors, and while you stood there, you popped out of one, did a double-take at yourself, knowingly smiled, and then exited through a different door.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 12 November | 08:01
Maybe you found the Executive Doin' It Suite.
posted by middleclasstool 12 November | 08:16
How big is it? Is it dusty inside and cobwebby? Is the door to get to it hidden behind a filing cabinet? Is there a telephone nook? Is it a warm, oak-colored paneling? I love imagining your secret room, js.
posted by Stewriffic 12 November | 08:32
Did it contain a miniature model of your office building?

It's gotta be that, or kittens.
posted by chrismear 12 November | 08:34
That IS super cool. I like LT's ideas, especially b.
posted by richat 12 November | 09:48
Go in and see if you can control John Malkovitch.
posted by chococat 12 November | 10:37
Lockers for the Masons.
posted by eamondaly 12 November | 10:45
I'd leave a note or something in there. Just in case.
posted by sperose 12 November | 16:38
Move your desk in there. A room that nobody knows exists sounds like the perfect office.
posted by dg 12 November | 18:14
dg is a wise one, and speaks truth.
posted by chrismear 17 November | 05:03
I'm gonna cry || Mikos and Nekos and LTs, OH MY!

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