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Deer are not the smartest of animals. We had a fenced field that a yearling jumped into and somehow could not figure out how to get out. I saw it frantically and repeatedly running into the wire fencing as if it could somehow break free without jumping back out. I opened the gate and then spent almost an hour trying to herd the poor thing out the gate. I figured out that it was probably too tired to jump back out. It finally did happen upon the open gate and managed to run to freedom.
D double E double R U N, deer run,
D double E double R U N, deer run,
All you need is a doe - a surviva
security cameras filming it live, ya
D double E double R U N, deer run...
D double E double R U N, deer run...
Oh how happy we would be
If only this store sold feed.
D double E double R U N, deer run...