I'm telling you! She is trying to find a lighthouse, where the psycho little girl lived, then she is gonna go to the insane asylum, after that, I don't remember much, but she is gonna end up in a well somewhere before we get any answers.
Okay, has anyone who knows Crush in meatspace contacted her? Anyone heard from her today, or seen her anywhere else here on the tubes? Cuz this is seriously weird. CRUSH?! CRUSH?! Can you hear me? DON'T GO TOWARD THE LIGHT!
Sorry, all but the CDROM kittens from the future with a plan to save us all from our own senseless distraction have sworn me to secrecy. Oops. I have said too much.
Also sorry to report it was a totally pedestrian super-secret birthday message to Guy from a long lost friend, who wanted to make sure it got here in time for his birthday next month, but didn't want him to get it tooooo far in advance. Still don't know who she is, or what she's doing in Vegas. BUT nothing sinister. No long-lost-video-will, either. Rats.
I will admit, when I got home very late last night and put the disk in the CD player, it took a minute to screw my courage to the sticking place and hit play (for fear of curses or other creepy noises).
thanks eamon for texting me. I would never want to worry folks
I am also quite relieved it wasn't one of those "so, you're probably wondering who I am and why I've contacted you" videos. You know, some very polished woman of some indeterminate not-young, but not-old age, lovely, but cold, sitting being a desk in a suit, arching an eyebrow and occasionally dragging on a cigarette while she spins a strangely believable but wildly impropable story of who Guy really is and why I have 24 hours to get out of our house and say my goodbyes to everyone I've ever loved.
Cause given a) future kittens bent on saving us from our selves, b) Ringu and the c) Lady Here to Fuck up My Life, c) is the most likely to really happen in the nonfictional world and kinda the least fun choice.