OMG! Someone in my office has swine flu! This is how the zombie acopalypse starts, isn't it?!?
→[More:]Seriously, HR sent out a message about it this afternoon. Didn't say who it is, but we're supposed to be notified if we work near this person's cube, and we're supposed to wash our hands a LOT, which I already do compulsively . . . and we're not supposed to come into work if we feel flu-ish, and also alert HR if we do feel especially flu-ish.
Too bad our corporate culture absolutely fetishizes so-called "face-time." Ugh, I want to shout "THIS IS ONE OF THE MANY REASONS I'VE ALWAYS THOUGHT THE FACE-TIME ASPECT OF THIS PARTICULAR COMPANY IS REALLY FUCKING INANE AND SHORT-SIGHTED!"
Anyhow, my hands will soon be much more chapped and cracked than usual. Good news is that, allegedly, the person who got the swine flu is doing well and should recover soon.