I'm back! From nearly two weeks spent in Santa Barbara, Germany, and a short trip to Prague. What have I missed?
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Y'all missed:
1) Getting felt up by airport security in three different countries,
2) My epic fall off of a Segway, which has resulted in a nasty and probably-infected leg scrape,
3) The debate about whether the "K5 Relaxation Spa" in Prague is or is not a brothel... (answer: it is!)
Final thought: Germany beer is probably the best beer in the world.