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28 May 2009

Eideteker's Here Before Me, Isn't He? [More:]

Goddamnit - okay, think think think. Anyone heard from Pieisexactlyfour today?

We meet at the cafe at 3pm, as usual. Bring your notes.

Lipgloss Boardtreader
Anyone heard from Pieisexactlyfour today?

No, but I hear Eddy's in the space-time continuum.
posted by Atom Eyes 28 May | 11:20
Maybe I should take another half a Xanax. Just make the time stop, somebody, please! ;-P
posted by Ardiril 28 May | 11:23
Look, Atom Eyes - don't you think I have enough to worry about here? Let's not worry about Eddy for now - he's a low-level contingency and won't impact the event horizon for another several years if the chart is correct.

EIDETEKER is the one causing the havoc. Jesus Christ, man - do you even READ the memos I send out anymore?

Remember - The Tide and Time Cafe at 3pm. If you're not there, there will be consequences.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 May | 11:25
Ardiril - you're not helping. You're not even supposed to be a part of this chronology, by the way.

for fuck's sake, this is why I was against outsourcing timelines to begin with...

posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 May | 11:27
I'm not helping?! I'm not helping?! I didn't ask to get dragged into this! My exwife is sitting on the couch and she's not even supposed to leave Texas! Whatever you guys are doing, it's out of control.

Wait, where did the ex go?

Can I please go back to bed?
posted by Ardiril 28 May | 11:32
Amberglow!?
posted by danostuporstar 28 May | 11:34
shitshitshitshitshit
posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 May | 11:39
I'm still waiting for my man-shack.
posted by lysdexic 28 May | 11:47
"We meet at the cafe at 3pm"

Which time-space zone? If you mean 3pm, EST, Earth, Universe 134-A/Zed.Naught, I will be at my therapist's.

No, I forgot, I wasn't invited. Nevermind.
posted by Ardiril 28 May | 11:53
It was a poppet, give to me by Goody lysdexic!
posted by rainbaby 28 May | 11:58
I'm still waiting for my man-shack.

Well what are you still doing here then? Get thee to Austin, lady!
posted by mullacc 28 May | 12:25
shitshitshitshitshit

When someone's messing with your timeline, this isn't a good thing to hear.
posted by DarkForest 28 May | 13:39
For the last time, the Causality Gate is not for personal use! Please log and note all changes to the timeline and dimensional positioning before clocking out. And remember your Anti-Retcon-Scripts! By the hair of Apollonius you people will be the death of me.
posted by The Whelk 28 May | 13:39
Oh, now you tell them Whelk! I ran into myself twelve times today in the Antechamber. None of me was happy, not that anyone's listening or cares anymore....

-Litwack Thesopasitus
posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 May | 14:10
Self-pity is much easier when you have a crowd.
posted by The Whelk 28 May | 14:12
Oh, and by the way, Whelkie, we need toilet paper again in the Processing area.

- Les P. Theis-Pyan III, Batch 7
posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 May | 14:14
*grits teeth* FINE. But if I catch another one of your selves making out with eachother I'm putting you in for a long stint on the Elemental Odor Plane.

posted by The Whelk 28 May | 14:41
Wha-ev, foick deet EOP justiz crep! Weem likey th' Wendies! No sharies, no sharies ti' Whelk-ona fis!

- El' T Desupayaw, 3rd integer timeline, 2nd Gen
posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 May | 15:16
1011000110101011101, 10010101010

- LT Synthetic AI Interface, Customized for Ship-to-Surface
posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 May | 15:19
shitshitshitshitwhelkhelpmetellothersshitshitshit
posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 May | 15:20
Hey! I just found my slinky! I lost it when I was 5 years old. (45 years ago for those wondering)
posted by Ardiril 28 May | 15:46
Okay, I'm back from discussing this with my Future Self and I think I can short this out. Can I get all the LTs together? Men, women, children, robots, cats, plants, super-intelligent spores, all of them.

I'm not sure it'll be better, but it will be new.

Okay. Cross what constitutes your fingers

FLIPS SWITCH FROM THESIS/ANTI-THESIS TO SYNTHESIS.


DZZZT!
posted by The Whelk 28 May | 15:56
I just found an LT hiding in my closet.
posted by Ardiril 28 May | 16:00
Hey! I just found my slinky!

I read that as "I just found my stinky!" In this thread, that didn't surprise me at all.
posted by taz 28 May | 17:04
No no no! No! Y'all are doing it wrong again. It's flip this switch then push that button. For Dog's sake, do I have to do everything around here?!
posted by deborah 28 May | 17:36
You are number 6.
posted by eatdonuts 28 May | 18:03
"You are number 6." - At least that's back to normal.
posted by Ardiril 28 May | 18:28
This thread is useless without a machine that goes "PING!"













PING!
posted by TrishaLynn 28 May | 18:40
Okay, whew. I think I got this all straight now. I've checked the charts and I believe Eideteker is chronologically sorted. The LT Singularity has been contained. Thanks everyone for your assistance and patience while I was out.

OK - gotta bounce to the pharmacy.
I'm bloating like a walrus, cramps from hell and I need me some Ben and Jerry's.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 28 May | 21:09
That mini-LT I found in the closet kept running around yelling "Greedo shot first" and popping up from behind chairs and saying "Peep". The last he did the latter, I said "Peep" right back at him, and he popped out of existence.

"Peep" "Peep" *pop*

All is well.
posted by Ardiril 28 May | 21:25
Oh shit, well Ardirll, just, contain it. I'll try to sort him back into his proper dimension, or failing that, get him a nice reality show. I have no idea if the Synthesis worked, but I do know why a raven is like a writing desk. So thank the Causality Gate for that.

posted by The Whelk 29 May | 00:55
I am a multi-limbed pangaeic entity shrouded in light.

I am a series of electronic pulses stretched across the ether.

I am a small African child deep in a jungle examining a shining star that fell to Earth.

I am a revolution, a shadow, the last note from a violin on a windy night.

shitshitshitshitshit
posted by Lipstick Thespian 29 May | 08:17
Uck. I give up Just get all of yourselves outta the chambers before the boss-man comes back. You can be scattered across the Seven Civilized Stars for all I care. Off with you!

Me, I'm taking a few vacation turns and heading to the Neo-Rasta colony on Mars the one near the ruins of Manhattan Palace. You ever have high-grown, terraform-grade Martian hemp? It'll blow your fucking mind. I had one hit and spent the next 3 days thinking I was a late imperial end-table named Ennis.
posted by The Whelk 29 May | 13:29
Although, Hmmm,... the big landmass on Zeta Delta Prime is uninhabited and human-supporting. it's a little too close to Zeta Zeta 5 for anyone to really go for it and it's in the ass-end of Empty Fucking Space. I don't think the Gaters even *go* there, officially. We could relocate all the LTs there and let them short it out.

Whatya think of a world of your own?
posted by The Whelk 29 May | 13:33
No, the end-table is me also, Whelk.

I'm dancing as fast as I can, and would a little coffee be too much to ask?
posted by Lipstick Thespian 29 May | 13:34
lol wut?
posted by The Whelk 29 May | 13:56
Three Point Status update || "Fairy Alphabet"

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