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Look, Atom Eyes - don't you think I have enough to worry about here? Let's not worry about Eddy for now - he's a low-level contingency and won't impact the event horizon for another several years if the chart is correct.
EIDETEKER is the one causing the havoc. Jesus Christ, man - do you even READ the memos I send out anymore?
Remember - The Tide and Time Cafe at 3pm. If you're not there, there will be consequences.
I'm not helping?! I'm not helping?! I didn't ask to get dragged into this! My exwife is sitting on the couch and she's not even supposed to leave Texas! Whatever you guys are doing, it's out of control.
For the last time, the Causality Gate is not for personal use! Please log and note all changes to the timeline and dimensional positioning before clocking out. And remember your Anti-Retcon-Scripts! By the hair of Apollonius you people will be the death of me.
Oh, now you tell them Whelk! I ran into myself twelve times today in the Antechamber. None of me was happy, not that anyone's listening or cares anymore....
*grits teeth* FINE. But if I catch another one of your selves making out with eachother I'm putting you in for a long stint on the Elemental Odor Plane.
Okay, I'm back from discussing this with my Future Self and I think I can short this out. Can I get all the LTs together? Men, women, children, robots, cats, plants, super-intelligent spores, all of them.
I'm not sure it'll be better, but it will be new.
Okay. Cross what constitutes your fingers
FLIPS SWITCH FROM THESIS/ANTI-THESIS TO SYNTHESIS.
Okay, whew. I think I got this all straight now. I've checked the charts and I believe Eideteker is chronologically sorted. The LT Singularity has been contained. Thanks everyone for your assistance and patience while I was out.
OK - gotta bounce to the pharmacy.
I'm bloating like a walrus, cramps from hell and I need me some Ben and Jerry's.
That mini-LT I found in the closet kept running around yelling "Greedo shot first" and popping up from behind chairs and saying "Peep". The last he did the latter, I said "Peep" right back at him, and he popped out of existence.
Oh shit, well Ardirll, just, contain it. I'll try to sort him back into his proper dimension, or failing that, get him a nice reality show. I have no idea if the Synthesis worked, but I do know why a raven is like a writing desk. So thank the Causality Gate for that.
Uck. I give up Just get all of yourselves outta the chambers before the boss-man comes back. You can be scattered across the Seven Civilized Stars for all I care. Off with you!
Me, I'm taking a few vacation turns and heading to the Neo-Rasta colony on Mars the one near the ruins of Manhattan Palace. You ever have high-grown, terraform-grade Martian hemp? It'll blow your fucking mind. I had one hit and spent the next 3 days thinking I was a late imperial end-table named Ennis.
Although, Hmmm,... the big landmass on Zeta Delta Prime is uninhabited and human-supporting. it's a little too close to Zeta Zeta 5 for anyone to really go for it and it's in the ass-end of Empty Fucking Space. I don't think the Gaters even *go* there, officially. We could relocate all the LTs there and let them short it out.
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