Jackhammer Operators of the Five Boroughs: Leave Me Alone Already!
→[More:] Tuesday and Wednesday you were tearing up 12th Street in Manhattan directly outside my job all day. I take a mental health day and you're banging away in the alley across 27th Street in Queens. I get it, you're loud. So loud that you can compete with Black Sabbath at peak volume. Sheesh! Now, STFU.
*storms off with bottle of bourbon*