oh, but until they do....there is this.

What kind of computer do you use? How do you feel about installing programs? Freeware? Are you against piracy? Do you bittorent? All these questions and more pop into my mind... there's a whole world of choices out there for you if you want to monster your own mash.

I recently installed, at my own risk, a piece of cracked proprietary software that would do the trick if I had the knack with the tracks. Alas, I lack the wax macks. Frack!

There's a special well of shame in hell for people who invoke slang from TV shows they profess dislike for while displaying suspiciously comprehensive understanding of, sometimes including seasons worth of plot. Ask me about the X-Files someday. Yuck.

I run a laptop with Vista and 3Gig memory. I'm fine with installing programs. I'm not against piracy.

Unless the pirates are dwarves. Dwarves have no place on the high seas. I will gladly sink any dwarf boat.

The Dwarf Pirates came for my family. Only I survived, and that only due to our cow, Maybelle, who took me upon her back all the way to Gdromsk, then expired. Her dewy eyes haunt me still.

You might try to pick up a copy (I cannot vouch for this specific d/l -- install any software at your own risk) of Ableton Live; it's pretty straightforward and has plenty of tutorials and other support.

If you don't have bittorrent client software set up yet, I recommend µTorrent.