How bad is Aiken, SC? I just stumbled on this old AskMe about the city where I currently inhabit and have lived on and off for about 8 years total throughout my life. →[More:]
The answers may seem to contradict, but they are all true, especially regarding retirement. Still, the place is hell for anyone who is a single, middle-aged atheist. This is also the place where the 15-minutes-of-notoriety Mike Hunt is sheriff.

4 more weeks and I'm outta here!