Poor LiLo. I feel bad for her. I hope she can get her life in order. It's not looking good, though.

Jessica Simpson, I feel less sorry for. Her music career is as going as well as her acting career because she's equally good at both (which is to say, not much). She CAN sing, I think, but it doesn't seem that she can deliver regularly on that talent.

A little poverty would help them both. Nothing fights cavities like an empty sugar bowl.

LiLo head-shaving incident in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

Nothing fights cavities like an empty sugar bowl.

Now THAT'S a pithy phrase!

Did Lohan and Ronson ever officially say they were a couple?

Ehhh... as much as I want to say how sad, really, it's a good thing. When they're constantly seen fighting in public, and the police are called when windows break, etc, it's not a good scene. If it was a straight couple I think people would lose their shit about it. Too many turn a blind eye to domestic violence in the gay community, or think because both partners are the same gender it somehow doesn't count.

They never made a big deal out of it, but there were lots of unofficial shout-outs to each other, like in their blogs and such.

I just watched an hour of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.

Did Lohan and Ronson ever officially say they were a couple?

Well, YOUR trashy gossip license is suspended! Ha!

Last November, LiLo said she loved Sam "very much". She also copped to "maybe, yeah" being bi.