I might be naked now and there's no way you can know for sure.

Woah! Trifecta!

This will probably do at least one of those things. Came across it last night while doing a Google image search for medium length hair cuts.

I think it was the second picture that had me in tears.

(oh... NSFW!!!)

that site....was awful. Even my guts want to close their eyes.

ewwww

I don't even know what I would need in order to understand that site.

Good god. There's no way anyone could top that.

Dude, this is the internet. Of course we could. Let's just not.

Ah, yes, the ol' Diaper Brigade. Mr. Charms, don't even make that bet.

That site makes my pickles feel floppy.

Dude, this is the internet. Of course we could. Let's just not.

Yeah, I know. Internet has rendered the age-old debate about the existence of unicorns meaningless: if you can imagine it, it exists somewhere on the Internet (usually as a fetish).

Proof: unicorn orgy (NSFW).

strawberry party

Oh my God. Must...erase...awful memory of Unicorn Orgy website.

I love when stuff so freaky is so intricate and well-presented.

Hugh - you just described my entire first-date philosophy.

The coming of jizzus. So NSFW.

Not clicking on that.

The most freaky thing about the unicorn website is not actually the sexually explicit unicorn sculptures...it's the accompanying text.

I'm starting to get as tired of self-styled, ill-informed pagans cranking about the big bad Christian Church as I am of the self-styled, ill-informed Christian Church. Two sides of the same blowhard coin. You're both very, very special.

And the historian in me just cringes at references to this imagined pre-Christian halcyon time when the genders were always equal, sex was always a sacred ritual, and happy well-fed people wandered naked in the forest decorating one another in bright feathers and phosphorescent mushroom dust. When and where was that exactly? The belief system seems to be based on Tom Robbins books.