Dun dun!

I'd love to see that rotating above a dance floor.

Going in the MeCha mansion, surely?

Did someone say MeCha mansion? I think this is a worthy candidate. (Except for the whole it's-in-LA thing...)

Bet it wouldn't pinch your goddam hoohaa, though.

I love cheese! I couldn't see spending that much on a toilet cover but I totally could see paying my 13 year old $10 to cover the toilet with sparklies!

So THAT's what those bailed-out bank execs spent all their money on!

My husband and son have enough trouble aiming without being blinded by shiny chrome and crystals.

(but don't tell them I said that on the interwebs!)

amyms: You wouldn't believe the havoc that a tiny piece of lint can cause.

Then again, maybe you would.

trouble aiming

It's not a precision instrument!

That's cuz it's only got one eye.

I've been sittin' in this stall so long
Singin' the same old song
I know every crack in these dirty shithouse tiles
Where strainin's the name of the game
And healthy poops get washed away like the snow and the rain
There's been a load of constipation
On the road to defecation
But I'm gonna be where the lights are shinin' on me

Like a rhinestone toilet
Sittin' here like a throne in a shit-splattered rodeo
Like a rhinestone toilet
Getting crap and urine from people I don't even know
And offers comin' under the door...

Like A Rhinestone Toilet ..

Peein' apart a puck in a star-spangled urinal....