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11 March 2009

Your big member in pants will not be transient it will be permanent. My favorite recent spam line. Yours?

post by: Claudia_SF at: 23:41 | 11 comments

I'm going to have to go with Put your doughnut in her oven. It's an oddly endearing, even innocent-sounding metaphor.

Plus, donuts are fried, not baked. They should know better than to try to pass this off with Canadians. We know donuts.

posted by loiseau 12 March | 00:35

I made a slight change "Your big member in ~~pants~~ Parliament will not be transient it will be permanent." and forwarded it on to Michael Ignatieff.

posted by arse_hat 12 March | 01:07

This one was tempting:

Flush out excess pounds from your colon

sent by "Max Colon"

posted by taz 12 March | 02:32

Not really a line, but I was a bit disconcerted recently to get an e-mail from a US real estate company saying "thanks for visitng my website ...". The day after I visited the house for sale site that taz linked to (with the strange photo of the blond on the bed). I tried to find a link between the e-mail and the site or the company on it, but couldn't, so I guess it was just a coincidence, but it worried me for a while.

posted by dg 12 March | 02:57

During the election season:

"BREAKING NEWS: John Mccain Eats A Bug"

posted by Rhaomi 12 March | 04:19

"Mature entertainments for gentleman purposes"

posted by Kangaroo 12 March | 05:28

That line makes your penis sound like a hobo in your barn who won't go away. Which is kind of apt, I guess.

posted by middleclasstool 12 March | 08:42

So huge my buddies were scared

posted by danostuporstar 12 March | 09:07

^^ unintentional homoeroticism!!!???

posted by loiseau 12 March | 09:26

I've seen some doozies but can't remember them now.

I think there was one along the lines of "She won't believe your trouser snake".

posted by Orange Swan 12 March | 10:05

The semi-random text at the bottom of a recent mail begged to be made into a terrible poem.

TrialofCialisty

If a razor blade overwhelmingly organizes
a cashier toward another girl scout,
then some pig
pen
behind the recliner
panics. When you see the fire hydrant,
it means that the crispy crank case self-flagellates.

The carpet tack behind
the minivan returns home, or the childlike eggplant reaches
an understanding with a polygon.
Indeed,
a class action suit
somewhat laughs and drinks all night
with a hesitantly wrinkled vacuum cleaner.

If a fractured customer operates a small fruit
stand with a defendant,

then a cowboy living with a ski lodge sweeps the floor.

posted by notquitemaryann 12 March | 15:44

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