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09 March 2009

Dead Critter Update [More:]I ventured into the Heart of Darkness with my trusted guide, Wanzi, in search of the Beast of Death which was haunting these parts with it's foul emanations.

With trepidation I entered the sub-Saharan crawl space, facing strange and mysterious creatures while heightened senses kept my nerves on the razor's edge.

And while the stench of the Beast was everywhere, the monster itself was not to be found. Even though I consider myself quite the explorer this animal had bested me. It was time for a professional.

And lo! After 90 minutes of painstaking professional-pest-control effort, the source of the Odor of Death remains a mystery. The only hope in all of this is that the places where the animal might have reached that the pro could not were extremely small, so the Little Bastard who had the nerve to die in my house must, indeed, be small.

But, but, but the smell is strongest in the mother-loving kitchen. We are employing every odor-control stratagem known to man for the next several days. And I swear I can still smell it even here at the office.
You could "negativize" the basement, meaning, put a strong fan to blow out one of the vents, and then block all other vents except for ONE on the other side of the house.

This would serve to pull air from the occupied spaces, down through whatever openings and cracks there are, then out of the house. Negative air pressure was invented at Hanford Nuclear Reservation, and is used by a lot of people now.

This is pretty much guaranteed to keep the smell out of your occupied spaces.
posted by danf 09 March | 13:51
You really should be providing barf bags, trinity.

*looks frantically for bucket*
posted by deborah 09 March | 13:51
danf, excellent notion. I was thinking of obtaining the strongest-smelling foodstuff I could think of and burning it on the stove but your idea is better.
posted by trinity8-director 09 March | 14:04
danf, that's brilliant.

I had something die in a house I shared years ago, inside an inaccessible wall in our bathroom. We ended up dumping an entire box of baking soda through the cut where the toilet plumbing entered the wall, which kept it down a bit.

It's a horrid smell.
posted by Miko 09 March | 14:16
Chances are good that your dead beasty is in the air ducts. One thing I would check for sure is your stove vent. Yes - I'm unfortunately speaking from experience.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 09 March | 15:04
aaaaaargh!
posted by taz 09 March | 15:06
IRFH, thankfully not in the ducts or it would be all over the house. We've definitely narrowed it down to somewhere between under the sink and the crawl space.
posted by trinity8-director 09 March | 15:15
No really, negative air, if you set it up right, will take care of this, as long as you have the fan running. . .

I'd come over and set it up, if I could. . I love this kind of stuff.
posted by danf 09 March | 15:39
Another tip (to take nothing away from danf's great tip) from a coworker: coffee.

I put 1/3 cup of ground coffee in a large fry pan and put it on low heat. It pretty much completely cancelled the stench of death except right over the sink and kept the stink from spreading around the house.

Apparently that is a technique from crime scene cleanup crews. So there you go. If you want to mask the smell of those bodies in the basement now you know how, although you might need more than what I used.
posted by trinity8-director 09 March | 21:41
Thanks, trinity. Between your info and scarabic's, I'm all set for my crime spree!
posted by deborah 09 March | 22:25
Well, I can state from experience, that finding out there's a dead mouse inside the stove after you heat up the oven is a really unpleasant way to find out there's a dead mouse in the stove.
posted by theora55 10 March | 08:48
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