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04 February 2009

No no no no no no no no no. *rocks self gently*

post by: mudpuppie at: 11:52 | 14 comments

Blech.

posted by amro 04 February | 11:54

Crikey! Let's grab it by the tail and really piss it off, mate!

posted by stavrogin 04 February | 12:03

Wow, cool.

posted by octothorpe 04 February | 12:22

You could ride it!

posted by Specklet 04 February | 12:35

That's OK pup. . no way anyone is ever going to sneak one of those on a plane.

*sigh of relief*

posted by danf 04 February | 13:26

Titanoboa is the greatest name ever for anything.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 04 February | 13:51

Betting pool on how long before the SciFi Channel movie Titanoboa Terror comes out?

posted by octothorpe 04 February | 14:01

ITYM "Titanoboa vs Boa vs Python vs King Kobra vs Henriksen vs VanDien vs ThatOneHaggardBlondeChickTheyAlwaysUseWithTheBigFakeBoobs."

posted by ROU Xenophobe 04 February | 16:16

You could ride it!

To the lake, the ancient lake!

posted by the light fantastic 04 February | 16:25

I'm glad someone else referenced the masterpiece of the filmmakers' art that is Boa vs Python. I love that film!

posted by pompomtom 04 February | 18:07

Wow, a snake that size would really require large animals for food. Probably not worth digesting something small like a human when you have giant crocodiles around to eat. No wonder it's extinct.

I imagine that thing would unload a cork of urea the size of a haystack!

But really what I want to see is two of those things mating. Ever see snakes fuck? Titanoboa'd probably thrash down an acre of scrub in passion's throes. Nature red in tooth and hemipene.

posted by Hugh Janus 04 February | 18:09

I saw a green snake eating a brown snake once. Pretty far out. But that snake? Damn. No, wait. Is this that snake Conan killed in that one history movie, what was it? Conan and the Big Snake? Heh.

posted by buzzman 04 February | 19:25

Oh, that snake!

≡ Click to see image ≡

posted by Hugh Janus 04 February | 19:37

octothorpe: my guess is six months.

posted by King of Prontopia 04 February | 19:49

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