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04 February 2009

Best Complaint Letter Ever Man flies. Man does not like experience. Man complains.
Only you open the present and it’s not in there. It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing.
posted by Specklet 04 February | 09:26
This is good, but I still prefer the fella who tried to settle his bill with a drawing of a spider.
posted by richat 04 February | 09:34
I will never think of "sponge shaft" the same way again.
posted by danostuporstar 04 February | 10:50
I read that on, I think, consumerist.
I think they said virgin went on to offer him a job as a food taster.
posted by kellydamnit 04 February | 10:50
I laughed until I cried. Literally.

I will never think of "sponge shaft" the same way again.

How did you think of "sponge shaft" before? Never mind. Don't answer that. Please.
posted by elizard 04 February | 10:58
My favorite part is the cookie.
posted by CitrusFreak12 04 February | 11:28
Cheese, Richard. Cheese.

It's good, but his punctuation needs work. He at least needs to learn the difference between "its" and "it's."

Ah, well. So many great works of literature have been ruined by horrible punctuation.
posted by brina 04 February | 14:31
It’s your hamster Richard. It’s your hamster in the box and it’s not breathing.


I HAVE to remember this. . .there are so many opportunities to use this metaphor.

Golden.
posted by danf 04 February | 14:46
He at least needs to learn the difference between "its" and "it's."


Dear god that one just kills me, and I'm above average spelling/grammar-wise.

Oh me, I did love the crime-scene cookies.
posted by trinity8-director 04 February | 19:22
That was rather awesome.
posted by gomichild 04 February | 20:44
HAPPY BIRTHDAY STEWRIFFIC! || No no no no no no no no no.

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