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03 February 2009
Where is the muesli? Someone said there would be muesli!
[I nominate that for weirdest internet sentence of the day]
I snorted. I did not have a mouthful of icy cold and delicious beer, having just swallowed same, so you don't owe me anything, but you came pretty damn close, missy.
There's a grain-company in Sweden (for lack of a better word - what do you call 'em?) that has a mix your own müsli site as a clever way to sell more grains. You add the things you like, and they mail it to you in a nice (optional) steel can with their awesome looking ancient packaging design on it. http://www.minmusli.nu/ (means "my musli now" in Swedish). Clever ploy to make people pay that much extra for grains.
I mix my own, and honey-bake my own crunchy musli thanks very much, and now I'm so turned off by that ploy I'll stop buying that brand (even though I looove the packaging). Someone seriously called it "Müsli 2.0" Aaargghh!
oh who am I kidding, I'll keep buying that brand, the packaging is ossom, the company is family owned and the grains are ecological. I just think the mix your own site is a rip-off. (I just tried a mix which ended up being 300 grams of stuff I like in my musli for 48 SEK. I can mix my own with the same for 15 SEK.)
Get stuff like this;
rolled oats
wheat bran
flax seeds
cornflakes for crunch (this is for the beginners müsli, I now skip cornflakes but my müsli is of the heavier sort where two spoons can keep you going all day)
Stir in a bowl while pouring runny honey over it generously so that the honey gets everywhere. I experiment with a dash of cinnamon and that's pretty tasty too, also I've tried all sorts of grains.
Spread it out flat in a pan in the oven and roast for ten minutes (watch it so it doesn't burn! It can burn easily.) Once roasted you now have roung 'bits&bites' which you should keep in an airtight contaimner - also add chopped up dried fruits, my favorites are apple and mango or dried berries like blueberry and lingon (tart!).
Anyone remember that super annoying ad mid-nineties in the states where some dudes "Swedish girlfriend" had bought him [insert brand name here] Müsli mix and he tried it because he thought her way of saying Müsli "was so cute"? I got news for you, she did not say it in a way even remotely sounding like a Swedish accent and I shunned that brand for years because of the Swedish girlfriend. DO NOT INSULT MüSLI LOVING SWEDISH GIRLS! It's a Swiss-German word anyway!
oh gaaawd no! You just made me imagine what that would taste like. I'm going to have cilantro müsli nightmares now. I'm a scared müsi lover... shivering in a corner with my bag of oats clutched tight, pelase do not come here with that cilantro.
So...do you really have to bake the musli mix? I ask because the one I ate at the airport didn't really taste like it had been baked. It was chewy, like raw oats. And it was defniitely soaked in milk - which I want to keep as a method because of the calcium.