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18 January 2009

Booooobies! A Metachat Dream most of us can get in front of. →[More:]

I read metachat late last night after a long fourteen hour day. I think I will thank the photo I posted for Snapshot Saturday, and stet's awesome lolporn link in BOP's request for links post, for this dream.

There were zombies. But they wanted boobies, not brains. They could only say "Boobies." I was accosted by a boobie zombie, and because I "knew" the person from metachat, I didn't freak out. They really seemed benign - they only wanted to feel you up. And hugs. They enjoyed hugs. My only concern was decorum. The attack felt good, but happened in a public place, so I kept trying to swat hands away and talk the zombie down and stuff. It was like a really extreme PDA.

I don't know why I was worried, really.

I mean, if there was such a plague upon us, and someone looked at you funny or said something to you because you were pressed up against a wall with your shirt on the floor, you could just be like "Sorry. Boozombie." And shrug and smile.

post by: rainbaby at: 08:53 | 13 comments

Heh. Part of my dream last night involved Miko doing a musical number about her closet organization skills and why they were so important.

The other part involved my arguing interminably with a post office employee about whether or not I was allowed to mail something.

Boozombies sound much more exciting.

posted by occhiblu 18 January | 11:10

Occhiblu - was it the one where she's really hitting the high notes and then ends with a nicely-turned out Shim Sham?

Because that's the one she does at home, and it's a showstopper.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 18 January | 11:22

Ha! Hilarious dream. I could see where the boobzombie could be a little embarrassing, but I think that's a huge improvement over Zombie 1.0 of the brain-eating variety.

And occhi, that's a tiny bit eerie, because I spent the whole day yesterday cleaning and organizing. On the other hand, it's January, so what else would someone be doing given a few free weekend hours and a post-holiday mess.

posted by Miko 18 January | 11:37

Ha ha! There may have been some Shim Sham involved. I do not recall any high notes, however; it was more of a low, insistent sort of song. Like, "You must organize your linen closets RIGHT NOW and you must have the sheets IN ORDER and you must have blankets for EMERGENCIES!"

And the dream linen closet was filled with nothing but very dark blue sheets and blankets. I don't remember why you were so insistent on having a well-turned out linen closet, but it was VERY IMPORTANT in the dream. Everyone in the dream, though, was speaking in weird gibberish language, except for the singing, so the whole thing was a little hard to follow.

posted by occhiblu 18 January | 11:46

My dream focused on doing a muscle-up. (YouTube)

rainbaby's dream was better.

posted by jason's_planet 18 January | 11:48

Sounds kind of stressful. Sorry to be such a dream martinet. Continuing the eerie though, I did put my navy blue sheets on my bed last night...

posted by Miko 18 January | 11:52

I did put my navy blue sheets on my bed last night...

OK, definitely in spooky land...

posted by occhiblu 18 January | 11:53

lol. mrs chewie dreamed she was playing tennis but there were no tennis courts so they were playing in a really posh dining room in a hotel.

posted by chewatadistance 18 January | 12:38

That's a great image, Chewie. I want to do that, too.

I'm listening to a lot of New York-inspired music right now, and I'm envisioning a movie scene where two irrepressible lovers don tennis whites and tube socks and play through a swanky linen-and-wicker spot in Manhattan.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 18 January | 12:53

Now that's what I'm talkin' about! Boobzombies!

posted by Specklet 18 January | 12:59

wouldn't it be Bazoombies?

One of the warnings about the Nicotine patch was that it was supposed to give me vivid dreams. A couple of nights ago I dreamed that I was back in high school hanging out my friend Frank from those days but we somehow had an iPod Hi-Fi. We listened to Triumph. That's not particularly vivid and there were no boobies. Wotta gyp.

posted by jonmc 18 January | 13:19

I dreamed that my parents bought a puppy but that some fraudster had sold them an anteater instead. They didn't seem to mind but I kept saying "What about the TOESIES??" because it had these huge claws. Then I tried to take it back and get a refund but got lost in the university's Vet building, and no-one would believe me about the anteater. I woke up after I got into an elevator that was swinging like a pendulum.

Perhaps combining mango daiquiris and fried food before bedtime was a bad idea.

posted by ninazer0 18 January | 16:59

I'm a total boob-zombie. How many days till Valentine's again?

posted by Eideteker 19 January | 23:07

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