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14 January 2009

Eighties rock ballads and other mood killers A former manager who worked at my company, named "Bryan", had this story to tell, and I'm relaying it to you. When he and his brother were still living at home years ago his brother used to try to disguise the fact that he was getting it on with his girlfriend in his room by playing eighties rock ballads. They’d disappear into the room, shut the door, and crank up the music... [More:]“I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS… AND I WANT YOU TO SHOW ME”.... Bryan used to take his backpack and leave the house, because he couldn’t stand it. But it really got funny when Bryan’s mother finally figured out what was going on. She would hammer on Bryan’s brother’s door and yell, in her West Indian accent, “Do not have sex in there! Go have sex in your own house!”. I’ve got to think that was a major mood killer.
Bryan used to take his backpack and leave the house

Boy, that line brought back a lot of memories about life as a teenager...It was considered vitally important that the backpack, and items therein, be on or adjacent to your person at all times.
posted by Miko 14 January | 16:09
There is an excitement about having sex in your parents' house, though.
posted by danf 14 January | 16:37
I remember the first time I had sex in Bryan's house.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 14 January | 17:36
IIRC, Bryan's Mother preferred cranking up the Neil Diamond when LP visited.
posted by It's Raining Florence Henderson 14 January | 17:58
This was never a problem for us country bumpkins. You were never more than a few miles from a hay mow, and in the summer, we would just head for the woods.
posted by Ardiril 14 January | 18:06
A former roommate of mine told me her mother once walked in on her sister when said sister was receiving oral from her boyfriend. It doesn't get much more embarrassing than that. However, I don't have much sympathy for them. They were doing it on the couch in the living room when they knew her parents were home, so they can hardly argue an expecation of privacy.
posted by Orange Swan 14 January | 19:18
I prefer to make love with "The Eye Of The Tiger" playing in the background.

Helps me keep the beat, y'know?
posted by jason's_planet 14 January | 20:29
I prefer to make love with "The Eye Of The Tiger" playing in the background.

"So many times, it happens too fast..."
posted by essexjan 14 January | 20:55
OH BURN!

I LOL'ed. I really did.
posted by jrossi4r 14 January | 21:37
FACE!

I'm still laughing!
posted by Stewriffic 14 January | 22:06
"So many times, it happens too fast..."

You're really in for it when we get home, young lady.
posted by jason's_planet 14 January | 22:56
It was considered vitally important that the backpack, and items therein, be on or adjacent to your person at all times.

What do you keep your stuff in now? A purse? A messenger bag? Fanny pack? It's really the same thing.
posted by Eideteker 15 January | 00:02
giggling @ jan & jason; I'll never hear that song again without thinking of you two.
posted by taz 15 January | 02:48
ditto!!!!
posted by Wilder 15 January | 06:49
*dons beret*
posted by jason's_planet 15 January | 11:23
RETCH
posted by brujita 16 January | 03:19
Among rap videos || Halp, my dog was sprayed by a skunk!

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