Leveraging some assholishness
By my friend Nate's count, I have 27 more days in which I am allowed to be an asshole...→
...because I'm going to attempt to quit smoking again. Hey, I figured that if jonmc can do it, I can too, and all the awesome things in my life right now make it worth giving up because I want to be around to enjoy them now.
But in reference to the first sentence of this post, my friend Nate said that the way that helped one of his co-workers quit smoking was that his wife let him be a complete and total asshole for about 30 days. Once that was over, he couldn't be an asshole anymore.
I'm not normally an asshole (but I can be a total bitch) and I was wondering how exactly one goes about being an asshole. What kinds of things should I be one about?