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When your daughters grow up, and they still have their childhood images plastered all over the internet, they will probably try to kill you. Just so you know, dude.
It is good you are documenting it in order that it might be sorted out later.
As for 'Worst Dad'? The father on Juvenile Brain Trust teaches his 9yo daughter and 6yo son some, um, interesting lessons. Some recent lessons include,
* - Don’t cut up dead hookers — or even kill them
* - Which is more mature and/or comprehensive: Blazing Saddles or Mean Girls
* - There is a difference between Hippies and Hillbillies
* - Like we do today, God measured things in “football fields”
Heh, they can use these when they are teenagers to explain away all their bad behaviour. Or when they're 30 and need to explain to the cops why they offed their third husband. Or when they need to stack the evidence so they can have you committed and plunder your estate to feed their cocaine habit.
See, you're providing for their future. That's what dads are supposed to do.
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