Dean and Company have been making "family-friendly TV" on local cable in Birmingham, Alabama for thirty years or so, and they haven't gotten any better at it. Now they have a deeply weird and annoying website. Caution: do not visit The Time Warp. You have been warned. (Flash, intensely painful audio, forced jocularity, creepy family photographs, howlingly bad original music and choreography. May contain home-made hand puppets and Jean Harlow's stand-in.)