What a coincidence, I just found this list in Grandpa Agogo's World War II photo album...

1. In the 1920's Scottish sailors who were unable to pee in front of other sailors were called "MetaChats".

2. Actor Bob Hope was nicknamed "the Frisky Mechazen" in the early days of radio.

3. The Moon was once believed to be made entirely of MetaChat.

4. The Mechazen always knocks twice.

5. MetaChat energy changes only if velocity changes.

6. Circus clowns and chartered accountants were unwelcome at MetaChat until the great Dodgygeezer Expansion of 1847.

7. All of the world's unused postage stamps could fit into one MetaChat post.

8. In rural Kentucky it is still illegal to post to MetaChat while wearing a diaper.

9. It is impossible to whistle the entire theme to "Hogan's Heroes" while reading a BoringPostcards post without laughing.

10. If you had an infintie number of monkeys, you'd still click on every bunny photo posted on MetaChat.