Hmph. I suppose it wouldn't cheer you up that I have the opposite (though no less costly to solve) issue.

Can you unbutton them and wear a long top? I've done that!

It's all good. Tight pants are in. As for any pain you may suffer through the course of the day, just remember that we all make sacrifices for fashion. :)

Oof. Try fasting once a week. seems to be trimming me up a tad.

Or you could be like me, and forget to eat due to laziness.

Speaking of tight pants, they were real big when I was a little kid, but I remember they were a struggle to get off because they were so small. So when baggy pants got popular I was like "oh yeah, these will be easier to take off / put on"

Now I only have one pair of jeans that I like to wear, it's the pair that's the tightest...go fashion....

That was a pickup line the guys used to try on us girls in college. Sympathy was not our first response.

Tight pants do not look good on my butt and thighs!!!

Skirts are the way to go rainbaby! Pair a skirt w/ tights/leggings and you've solved it.

Before I started this job, I went through the closet to try on all my slacks. (Haven't had to wear them in a few years.) Only about 20% of them fit. The big slap in the face, though, was that I didn't have any belts that fit. It wasn't that they wouldn't buckle, or that I had to use the first hole -- the end of the belt didn't even reach the buckle. That hurt, I tell you.

Mine are too. And in not a good way.

Mine itch. Stupid dry weather.

I have a friend who wears pantyhose under tight pants to help, um, hold things in.

As are mine. I have taken to spending all free time in just a shirt. No Pants, No Problem, ~i~ say.