I just noticed that a doodle on one of my files looks kinda like boobies. I'll be spending the rest of the afternoon resisting the temptation to doodle nipples and giggle. I don't think there will be much time left over for working.
The boss left about 15 minutes after I arrived today while telling me that one of my coworkers probably wasn't going to make it in today. (We're a department of 4, all on staggered schedules.)
I have done really nothing super productive but since I sent out a super shit-stirring report yesterday, I think I can go hide in the stacks for a while.