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07 November 2008
I feel like hot fetid ass on a stick. ON a STICK, PEOPLE!→[More:]
Another favourite (yeah, I'm sure it's old, but I heard it again recently and it made me laugh): I feel like I've been eaten by wolves and shat off a cliff.