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27 October 2008

VENTILATION STATION Be it three, six or a billion points of light, this is your stop[More:] and my big 360--
--post, that is.
Because i got lots to vent, and i don't want to spray it when i say it.
i claim this space in the name of France venting. Shed it, don't spread it.
NOW YOU KNOW WHERE TO STICK IT.

1. Yesterday was a quiet kind of ugly. i mean, i know i blew my good hair day the day before (don't you hate that?), but i know i didn't look weird enough to justify all the staring.

2. Willful ignorance is about to make me consider knife crime, to my own head. Ya know how hard it is to answer questions and explain things to people without making them immediately think you are looking down on them for being stupid, tune out and get upset? Do you know how resentful and defensive people are about people who aren't "just like them?" It goes from "not good enough" to "you think you're better than me?" in a matter of seconds, for the obvious reasons. Sensei would be so proud at how i can balance on a field of fine porcelain teacups. Now if only i had a big stick to work it out, practice non fatal disarmament and circling the rim OF A TEACUP, NOT YOUR AWAITING SMOKE HOLE, SUNSHINE, OR YOUR SKIDMARKED BOWL, YOU LIMITLESS POOPSHOOT.

3. Being a minority means being different from the majority of people around you, and by all definitions, i am that one. i've always been that one.
I'M USE TO IT. HASN'T SHUT ME UP YET.

4. LEARN HOW TO READ.
No, really. Reading is fundamental. And sometimes just da mental, but the fun is in knowing the difference. Or else you think everyone knows something you don't, which they do, because you WON'T READ.

5. Practical research today to make order if the flies. Or files. Probably both. It's very "Oh, Lord" of the files out here in the sticks. Good thing i had the eye surgery. STOP CALLING YOURSELF A JOURNALIST BECAUSE YOU COVERED A LOCAL BAKE SALE.

6. i have to accept the facts: i need a new bra already. Goddammit. The weight of the world never accounts for variations in cup size. The ups and downs of life don't factor in good foundation garments. i wonder if i can shrink enough to fit into older smaller bras enough to wait it out without the dreaded fourboobing or uniboobery.

i might feel a little better.
And MILK JUST SPOILED IN MY COFFEE BECAUSE I'M A WITCH.
I'M ALMOST OUT OF COFFEE AND THAT WAS THE GOOD STUFF.

7. Chewing gum might help you think but singing helps you stop.
CRANK IT UP AND SING YOUR HEART OUT.
posted by ethylene 27 October | 11:41
1) Argh. Dear Boys, please stop trying to include me in your squabble. Work it out between yourselves because I am deathly tired of being stuck in the middle and playing telephone betwixt and between. no, actually, it is Not My Fault your cellphone shat the bed and somehow due to this Other Boy now is convinced you're a toolbag for not calling to cancel. great creeping jesus you two are acting like tweenage girls, not the responsible twentysomething hetero males I know you can be when you try. It's making me bored.

2) some days I wish spontaneous combustion worked with a killer glare. Piles of paper would be particularly susceptible at this point.

3) there is no 3. or spoon, for that matter.
posted by lonefrontranger 27 October | 11:42
1) Caught in the cleft stick of hypocrisy regarding videogames, my favorite pastime. I thought it was stupid of Sony to do this. Last night, while playing the beta version of Blizzard's Wrath of the Lich King, I came across a quest called "Going Bearback". Ha ha, you are riding on the back of a bear for this quest, we're being funny.

Except I don't find it funny, I find it offensive. Blizzard is going for irony by intimating the term "bareback" through a pretty bad pun. I've lost too many friends to HIV to find today's cavalier attitude towards HIV-as-a-chronic-rather-than-fatal-disease acceptable, and I lump this reference to barebacking in a videogame in with said cavalier attitude.

Except ... how can I be mad and want to protest and scream to the heavens how offensive this is to me after I have stated my opinion that a videogame shouldn't be pulled because a small group of potential players found a small portion of the game that could be considered offensive to a small portion of the small portion of potential players? It's hypocritical of me to feel this way, isn't it? Augh!

2) I keep getting hang up calls from this number and it's creeping me out.

3) There is too a spoon. I'm eating cereal with it right now. I think we need to take a long hard look at forks, if you ask me.
posted by WolfDaddy 27 October | 11:58
MY NEW MILK EXPIRES ON ELECTION DAY.
posted by ethylene 27 October | 12:02
WHAT'S TYING UP MY TUBES, GODDAMMIT?!
HEY KID, STOP YELLING INTO YOUR PHONE, "CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?" BEFORE I ANSWER YOU.
posted by ethylene 27 October | 14:16
Okay, i give, Uncle Machinery. You win this time.
After a smart cocktail, ima gonna give you another shot. If you can't deliver, we're going to have to let you go.
posted by ethylene 27 October | 16:04
So i kind of did it, but i don't know if it work or works well.
There was much culling of non mp3 tracks, and at one point each song had a specific dedication, but i've been buzzed and sneezing since, and i am weary from the day's wonderments.
Some allusions are obvious, some not no much.
There'd be some set puzzle to figure, instead it's just a wad of odd bits stuck together
JUST FOR YOU.
DO WHAT YOU WILL.

It was all shared with me, and so i give it back.
OH, YOU'LL TAKE IT AND YOU'LL LIKE IT.
posted by ethylene 27 October | 22:43
what are you going as for Halloween this year? [lifehacker] || why can't I leave work now??

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