Dear Purveyors of goods EVERYWHERE... →[More:]
Get with the fucking program already. If for any one of the following reasons:
- ad scripts (which at-work users may not have the option to block, thx)
- kludgy Flash animated thingies that take forfuckingever to load
- horrendously bloated full-res photos (yo, 72 dpi FTW!)
- .pdf docs (seriously? look, unless it's your complete user manual, 1997 called and they want their portable document format back)
- video, audio, or moving/bouncing/twinkling/noise-infested ANYTHING that loads without my explicit permission
... I must wait for longer than ten seconds to load your site on a fast connection, then I'm going to hit "close" or "back" and you just lost your chance to sell me something, and better yet, likely pissed me off in the bargain.
this goes for most purveyors of electronics, 99.45% of art studios/photography sites, many clothing suppliers (REI, I'm looking at YOU) and a disproportionate percentage of bicycle and ski manufacturers
(I won't even get into the auto industry cos I ain't a consumer in that market, but out of sheer curiosity I tried to follow a link to the Honda Fit today, and gave up after it brought the desktop to its knees whilst attempting to load some horrendously large .avi).
I mean ffs, even Apple (purportedly the kings of hype/style over substance amirite?) "gets" it, their website loads quickly ON IE6 EVEN!!!
It's no wonder Amazon has taken over the world. Half the time it's easier to look something up via their site than through the manufacturer's own.
We now return you to your regularly-scheduled Kvetch Of The Day.