How did you get hold of this "Most Secret" information/footage?! You have provided definitive proof that cats are preparing for the marshal take-over of our beautiful country just as we have always suspected they wanted. I would be very concerned for you safety, Doohickie. If they find out it was you who posted this information, I fear you will have very little time to make safe your family. Protect yourself now. Get out of the house. Don't fall asleep without one eye open.

Take this fist full of cash and get in your car and just drive until you are safe. Don't use your credit cards. They can track you that way. Remember, if all else fails, cats hate water. You might want to think about hiding on a house-boat, or a deserted island in the middle of the open sea.

I wish you luck and God's speed.

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