I've been watching the Travel Channel all day. →[More:]
First, it was roller coasters (my, they've gotten insane these days, even for a die-hard fan like myself). Then, China. Beijing, the Great Wall, Forbidden City, an overnight train to Xian, the Terra Cotta Warriors, frog dumplings. Now, Singapore with Anthony Bourdain (my favorite travel host, and not just because I like looking at his ass) and bone soup. Just the ticket for someone home sick with a lousy cold, propped up on pillows to breathe. But it's aroused a terrific desire to pack some bags and launch into the world somewhere. At the moment, I'm not fit to walk to the bodega, but if I could, where would we go?
My top five destinations (for the moment), if money and time were no object:
5) Florence. I studied Italian in college and always wanted to go. Just wander the museums and streets. Eat ourselves silly. Such a beautiful place.
4) Ireland. In honor of my maternal grandmother, Mary Mulligan, and a trip I know Jon would love. Pub crawlin' until we pass out. Guinness tour included.
3) Singapore. I have to try that bone soup. Spicy, bright red. I bet it would clear my nose right up.
2) Any all-inclusive Caribbean resort, with blue, blue water and white sand. Not adventurous, educational, or potentially life-changing, but fuck it. I want unlimited umbrella drinks brought to us on the beach, lobster cook-outs, sailing and snorkeling. Clothing optional. (Maui would do, too.)
1) Outer space. On Virgin Galactic, of course. A mere $200,000 a person. I used to work for Virgin, taking reservations. I wonder if I could get a discount. (Meet-up at the first Waffle House in space anyone?)
Course, I'd really like to see the redwoods, too. And then there's China, India, Russia, Iceland, Alaska, bullfights in Spain... Your top five?