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10 October 2008

BEWARE OF THE DOLL! [More:] It's true... stupidity should be painful.
The doll is clearly saying: "Ummmm laaa laaaaa deeee yah *giggle*"
posted by typewriter 10 October | 08:51
The doll is clearly saying: "Vote Obama." And then there's some arabic which I can't decode and something about bartering for profit. Or martyring for the Prophet. Whatever.
posted by seanyboy 10 October | 08:55
i clearly heard:
"Hhooow dummmmb um um umů is dat evil right" *giggle*
No, seriously. Or possibly:
"Hhooow dummmmb um um umů is dat even right?" *giggle*
posted by ethylene 10 October | 09:04
AP

October 10, 2008

Portsmouth, NH

An area man was found inert and unconcious in his apartment from what looked like a series of self-inflicted beatings.

The man has been identified as one Lipstick Thespian, 40 years old. Mr. Thespian apparently used the OMG! People Are So Fucking Stupid! doll to bludgeon himself to death while at his computer late Thursday evening.

A short note was found on the scene, which read:

"Alright - you win, America. I couldn't make it through the next three weeks.

Be kind, rewind."

posted by Lipstick Thespian 10 October | 09:32
"My name is Talking Tina, and you'd better be nice to me."
posted by JanetLand 10 October | 09:34
Jesus christ on a pogostick, don't read the comments on that story if you value your sanity. When did the cracks appear, the mystic circle get broken and the evil ones release the troglodyte hordes from their mountain fastnesses where they had been guarded by the forces of light for many generations? What dark overlord then set them up with laptops so their gibbering squeals could infect the discourse of what was once the civilized world? I mean, where the FUCK did these people come from?
posted by mygothlaundry 10 October | 09:44
"My name is Talking Tina, and you'd better be nice to me."

OMG, I can hear that voice in my head, and I haven't seen that show in decades. :)
posted by BoringPostcards 10 October | 09:46
The doll is actually saying "As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It's Alaska. It's just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right next to, they are right next to our state."

But it sounds like gibberish.
posted by essexjan 10 October | 09:55
WAKE UP AMERICA! It says exactly what it is accused of saying. I won't repeat it. Do you really want your children and grandchildren to wake up in a Islamic country? When Senator Obama said 57 states as supposedly addressing the number of states in God bless America United States, he actually slipped up for that is the number of Islamic states within the Nation of Islam. Do your research. It's just like when he slipped in saying, "My Islamic faith." We are in big trouble if you vote in this socialist. We abort our babies by the thousands, while Islamic wives in America are birthing by the millions. Wake up America. It's time to fight, less we loose our precious blood bought freedoms. Truth will triumph!!! Jesus is Lord!
posted by cmonkey 10 October | 10:01
I love you people.
posted by Lipstick Thespian 10 October | 10:01
And to think i was only wondering what made him green behind the ears. i was going for fungus or food fight.
posted by ethylene 10 October | 10:04
I came in hoping that cmonkey would help clarify the issue. Thank you, cmonkey.
posted by Specklet 10 October | 10:26
Photo Friday: Mugs, Glasses and other beverage containers. || Kill that earworm!

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