Cheesiest line ever from the schmaltziest movie ever, Stepmom:

(little boy talking to his mom about his new stepmother)
"I'll hate her, *IF* you want me to"

Who wrote this? Seems to me this is a list compiled by uber-machoman aka 'I hates me some chick flicks.'

Just saying.

i never pass up a chance to say, "Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo!"

Where's the fun in picking Twin Peaks or Sin City? They were supposed to be dorky!

In Roger Ebert's review of SW III, he says, "To say that George Lucas cannot write a love scene is an understatement; greeting cards have expressed more passion." :)

Plus, I always liked the "I carried a watermelon" line because it's sort of dumbassery I come up with when pressed.

Billy: Jules, y'know, honey... this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. Sailors would guide entire journeys by it, but the joke was on them... there was no fire. There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up. They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when times got tough, just like you're making up all of this. We're all going through this. It's our time at the edge.

(I want to puke ever time I think of that movie.)

Some of those were supposed to be dorky, s_r is right. But the Pretty Woman one ("And she rescued him right back.") has always made me cringe. And I liked that movie. Julia Roberts got two; I say goody for her. Bleah.

And there was another Star Wars line wailed by Anakin Skywalker that should have made the list: "I'm gonna be the best Jedi knight ever!"

Dudes, "I carried a watermelon" is a CLASSIC and awesome line. I can't believe they included it in this list.

Grah! I had nearly forgotten that line about "being just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

I saw that movie in the theaters and let out an audible..."NOOOOOOO!"

Of course, my cri de coeur was drowned out by the also audible sounds of hundreds of women going "sniffle, snort, omigod....snort,weep" etc.