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07 October 2008

EW's Worst Lines of Movie Dialogue Ever [More:]It's missing Darth Vader's "NOOOOOOOOO!" What would you add?
Cheesiest line ever from the schmaltziest movie ever, Stepmom:

(little boy talking to his mom about his new stepmother)
"I'll hate her, *IF* you want me to"
posted by The Gooch 07 October | 14:26
Who wrote this? Seems to me this is a list compiled by uber-machoman aka 'I hates me some chick flicks.'

Just saying.
posted by eatdonuts 07 October | 14:39
i never pass up a chance to say, "Hold me, like you did by the lake on Naboo!"
posted by ethylene 07 October | 14:43
Where's the fun in picking Twin Peaks or Sin City? They were supposed to be dorky!
posted by small_ruminant 07 October | 14:52
In Roger Ebert's review of SW III, he says, "To say that George Lucas cannot write a love scene is an understatement; greeting cards have expressed more passion." :)
posted by Melismata 07 October | 15:27
Plus, I always liked the "I carried a watermelon" line because it's sort of dumbassery I come up with when pressed.
posted by small_ruminant 07 October | 15:38
Billy: Jules, y'know, honey... this isn't real. You know what it is? It's St. Elmo's Fire. Electric flashes of light that appear in dark skies out of nowhere. Sailors would guide entire journeys by it, but the joke was on them... there was no fire. There wasn't even a St. Elmo. They made it up. They made it up because they thought they needed it to keep them going when times got tough, just like you're making up all of this. We're all going through this. It's our time at the edge.

(I want to puke ever time I think of that movie.)
posted by danf 07 October | 16:04
Some of those were supposed to be dorky, s_r is right. But the Pretty Woman one ("And she rescued him right back.") has always made me cringe. And I liked that movie. Julia Roberts got two; I say goody for her. Bleah.

And there was another Star Wars line wailed by Anakin Skywalker that should have made the list: "I'm gonna be the best Jedi knight ever!"
posted by Specklet 07 October | 16:34
Dudes, "I carried a watermelon" is a CLASSIC and awesome line. I can't believe they included it in this list.
posted by loiseau 07 October | 23:20
Grah! I had nearly forgotten that line about "being just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."

I saw that movie in the theaters and let out an audible..."NOOOOOOO!"

Of course, my cri de coeur was drowned out by the also audible sounds of hundreds of women going "sniffle, snort, omigod....snort,weep" etc.

posted by Lipstick Thespian 08 October | 13:48
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