Resolved: Swiss cheese is the tastiest of all "casual sandwich" cheeses. →
Swiss cheese - generic name for several related varieties of cheese, all of which resemble the Swiss Emmental
"casual sandwich" - a quickie sandwich that you can throw together in 2-3 minutes on your way out the door
tastiest - most scrumptious
Here, take a bite. Fuckin' delicious, right? I rest my case.
Conclusion: You can keep your fancy Bries and Camemberts. Me, I'll opt for Swiss every time. Because I'm not a moron. And that is why Swiss cheese is the tastiest of all "casual sandwich" cheeses.