This is a whimpering thread.
C'mon aspirin, start working now, any time you're ready...→
[More:]Got a canker sore on my tongue, which means sheer agony when I accidentally let the chewed pizza wander over to that side of the mouth.
AND, I wrenched my back, which seems more frequent as I get older. Now I can't sit at my desk comfortably at all, getting up and down is torture, I'm hobbling around all hunched over.
I could deal with one of these things, but not both at the same time. As soon as I'm done wincing from my back, my tongue flares up. I want to go home and lie down, but that hurts too.