The day before yesterday,
at the famous indie bookstore,→
[More:] we had an event involving Chuck Palahniuk (it was ticketed and up on the 3rd floor, so I didn't get to see it). Anyways, his publicist gave us employees a ton of schwag, includin promo bookmarks from Choke
, the tassels of which were..anal beads.
(Did I grab one? You have to ask?)