through artificial semination

That's a new one. I wonder how that works.

OMG. Gollum.

May your babby be born a giant panda, gaspode.

that would actually be kinda cool, cillit bang. I was initially hoping for a polar bear or a stingray, but I could do giant panda.

Boy, it just popped right out. If it hadn't moved afterwards I would have assumed it was poop.

If it's a boy stingray, or even if it's just a human boy, please name him "Shark Elvis".

I have a teacher friend, who, on a night out with other teacher friends, drunkenly concluded that any boy named "Shark Elvis" is BOUND to be the coolest kid EVER.

So, do it? k? Wait, I think I recall that we discussed an impending 'spodette. Oh well. So, Shark Elvis is still up for grabs.

Aww! I doubt the size ratio of gaspode:podette is as favourable as it is for panda:little panda...